Corrupt A Wish

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(i am yoshi!)

Granted! It's morning in china.

I wish it were morning in Seattle.

Granted. But you are Yoshi by day, Andrew by night.

I wish I had coffee. Which is weird because I don't drink very much coffee.

Granted! But it's decaf and you fall asleep.

I wish to not roll another 1 next turn.

Granted. You have to 1 up Mario.

I wish I could fly.

Granted! But you only have 1 wing.

I wish to roll my 6th 1 next turn.

Granted, but you flip your little Yoshi-mobile or whatever.

I wish I had a Bat mobile.

Granted! But it needs serious auto-body work.

I wish to realize how boring of a game mario party truly is.

Granted, but then you will be bored out of your mind.

I wish It was still Wednesday.

Granted! You just forced your best friend 886 into doing more community service.

I wish.

Granted. You get more community service work. hehe

I wish...holy crap. I just realized that my wish is true! Yay!! ! Anyway, it was that I didn't have school on Monday.

Granted! You have community service.

I wish... wait, I don't have school monday either! I have an allergy doctor appointment.

Granted. You get to scrub the mayor's feet instead.

I wish I got out more.

Granted! But you're doing community service.

I wish there wasn't 9 of my brother's friends drinking milk until they puke in my backyard.

Granted. They are drinking milk until they puke on your bed.

I wish life weren't so difficult sometimes.

Granted! You now have asperger's syndrome and it's even more difficult

I wish I didn't have to wake up early.

Granted. You don't have to wake up at all because you have absolutely no purpose in life whatsoever.

I wish I could see a doctor to diagnose me.