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Yensid
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22 Dec 2011, 5:08 am

Only goes outside on days that begin with "S".


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22 Dec 2011, 11:52 pm

Only breathes on days that end with "y".



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23 Dec 2011, 8:16 am

Hibernates through months that end in "ber".


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23 Dec 2011, 11:30 pm

Constantly twitches during years ending with "2"- uh oh, another twitchy year coming up!



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24 Dec 2011, 5:31 am

Thinks that she has to leap constantly during leap years.


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24 Dec 2011, 7:31 am

Insists on marching everywhere during the month of March.

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24 Dec 2011, 8:33 am

Is growing a second face so that she can worship Janus in January.


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24 Dec 2011, 8:38 am

only eats jelly baby sandwiches every second Wednesday of every third year.



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24 Dec 2011, 8:43 am

Tells people that her birthday is April 31.


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25 Dec 2011, 2:38 am

Tells people he's 70 so they'll tell him how great he looks for a man his age. :bigsmurf:



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25 Dec 2011, 9:01 am

Somehow manages to have two birthdays.


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26 Dec 2011, 6:21 am

Has no birthday at all- he's been 50 for all eternity 8O



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26 Dec 2011, 6:35 pm

Collects random things and gives them to people on random days.


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27 Dec 2011, 12:30 am

Sews random things together to create his own special clothes.



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27 Dec 2011, 1:05 am

Sews her clothing together so that she doesn't have to make sure that things match.


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27 Dec 2011, 7:21 am

Wears his clothes in the shower to avoid having to do any laundry.