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26 Jan 2012, 7:09 am

Yensid's cat is running for senator of the state of Hawaii.


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26 Jan 2012, 8:04 am

Was devastated to find out that underwater curling was not a sport at the next Olympics.


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27 Jan 2012, 8:34 am

Is an underwater celebrity and speaks fluent Dolphin.



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27 Jan 2012, 9:03 am

Is learning to scuba dive, so that she can get Sponge Bob's autograph.


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27 Jan 2012, 11:26 am

Is learning how to create voice translators for cats..



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27 Jan 2012, 5:05 pm

Is going into business, translating plant-speak into English.


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28 Jan 2012, 1:48 am

Speaks ASCII


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28 Jan 2012, 9:34 am

Dyes everything purple and then eats it.


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28 Jan 2012, 9:35 am

Yum.

's grandfather is the inventor of speckled jello.


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28 Jan 2012, 9:53 am

Puts polka dots into jello, one dot at a time.


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28 Jan 2012, 10:02 am

Dances the polka. In Jello.


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28 Jan 2012, 7:28 pm

Only eats radish-flavored jello.


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28 Jan 2012, 7:50 pm

know 26,476 ways to include cat nip in a recipe


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28 Jan 2012, 8:06 pm

Is investing in a jello farm.


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30 Jan 2012, 8:11 am

Is saving up to buy his own jellyfish farm.

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30 Jan 2012, 9:09 am

Is raising chickens for vegans who like spicy food.

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