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Sylkat
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10 Jul 2014, 7:38 am

The cell phone tower broke from the weight of that giant ape who climbed up it and was swatting at planes.

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10 Jul 2014, 5:55 pm

I blame you for the way women's clothes are sized.

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10 Jul 2014, 9:29 pm

I blame you for several conflicted feelings, then:
Mass production vs. affordability
Societal expectations vs. anomie
Style vs. individual expression

Also I blame you for my Need for Cognition, but not really.

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10 Jul 2014, 9:32 pm

I blame you for three of the eggs in my egg carton being broken underneath where I couldn't see it.

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11 Jul 2014, 7:02 am

It will be your fault if I drink this coffee, then go straight back to bed.

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13 Jul 2014, 11:14 pm

Its your fault I can't find a purple pencil sharpener.

Sylkat
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14 Jul 2014, 12:06 am

I blame you for not buying self-sharpening purple pencils, then.

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14 Jul 2014, 12:15 am

I blame you for the fact that I'm sitting here at 6 O'clock in the morning, trying to think of daft things to blame you for.

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14 Jul 2014, 12:51 am

The time on your post says 4:15 P.M.

You wrote 6A.M.

My time is 10:49 P.M. Sunday.

These clocks need to make up their minds, and you should be straightening them out.

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14 Jul 2014, 12:57 am

Sylkat wrote:

The time on your post says 4:15 P.M.

You wrote 6A.M.

My time is 10:49 P.M. Sunday.

These clocks need to make up their minds, and you should be straightening them out.

Times shown on WP are apparently GMT + 10 hours.

6.15am + 10 hours = 4.15 PM.

I blame you for making me wonder whether you're winding me up. Or whether you're just winding your watch up.

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14 Jul 2014, 9:05 am

It's your fault that X =/= Y

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14 Jul 2014, 1:50 pm

Are you EVER going to let that horse out of the stables?

Your fault that he is getting restless!

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15 Jul 2014, 12:51 am

your fault he/she wants to stay in there.

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15 Jul 2014, 7:53 am

I blame you for people's lack of self-awareness.

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15 Jul 2014, 7:54 am

The pineapple gods are angry, and it is all your fault.

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15 Jul 2014, 9:33 am

It's your fault that my poppy seeds won't germinate.

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