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One can be an enigma, surrounded by a conundrum, wrapped around a dilemma -- Paraphrase of H. L. Mencken's famous witticism.

In medieval days. people used to place chickens within turkeys. both were placed within boars.

"Hello, Leonard, do you like my bongos? Bet you didn't know that I had bongos."

Sheldon in "The Big Bang Theory".

Leonard: "Sheldon, its three o'clock in the morning."

Sheldon: "Three in the morning is a good time for bongos!"

Leonard: "I was sleeping!"

Sheldon: "Leonard sleeps while I play bongos!"

Leonard: "No, he doesn't!"

Sheldon: "Leonard no sleep while I play bongos! Bongo solo!"

The Big Bang Theory.

^^ Sheldon and his bongos! LOLOLOL Good work, you two!!

Minnie: "Laura, your head don't suit your face."

"Lark Rise to Candleford"

"Molecules."

Penny in The Big Bang Theory.

Doc Martin's mother: "All because of you."

"Doc Martin"

"What is this? What is this, please?"

Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Brain: "You're not having fun, are you?"

Binky: "No."

Brain (Shouting) "Then you can't be in my club! You have to fun to be in this club! It's the Fun Club!"

Arthur.

Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words "I have a cunning plan" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Baldrick: They certainly are, sir!
Blackadder: Well, forgive me if I don't do a cartwheel of joy. Your record in this department is hardly 100%. So what's the plan?
Baldrick: We do nothing.
Blackadder: Yup. It's another world-beater!
Baldrick: No, wait. I ain't finished yet.. We do nothing... until our heads have actually been cut off.
Blackadder: And then we... spring into action?!

Sneezy: "Sink's empty. Hey, someone stole our dishes!"

Happy: "They ain't stole. They're hid in the cupboard."

Bashful: "My cup's been washed. Sugar's gone."

Happy: "Something's cooking. Smells good."

Grumpy: "Don't touch it, you fools! Might be poison!"

(The pot spews steam and the lid rattles)

Grumpy: "See? It's witch's brew."

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Becky (to Darlene): "Drop dead."

"Roseanne"

Todd Gross: "Look, look at this. We got Hurricane Grace moving north off the Atlantic seaboard. Huge. . . getting massive. Two, this low south of Sable Island, ready to explode. Look at this. Three, a fresh cold front swooping down from Canada. But it's caught a ride on the jet stream. . . and is motoring h*ll-bent towards the Atlantic. What if Hurricane Grace runs smack into it? Add to the scenario this baby off Sable Island, scrounging for energy. She'll start feeding off both the Canadian cold front. . . and Hurricane Grace. You could be a meteorologist all your life. . . and never see something like this. It would be a disaster of epic proportions. It would be. . . the perfect storm."

The Perfect Storm.

Ruby (to Walter): "Surely, you can do for one day, that which seems impossible for a lifetime."

"Lark Rise to Candleford"

"Get ready to match the stars!"

Match Game.

^ I used to love that show!

Roseanne: "Go to the kitchen and fix yourself a snack."

Darlene: "I'm not hungry."

Roseanne: "Well, go in there, and stay there 'til you are."

"Roseanne"

I discovered it on a new channel called Buzzr.

Gene Rayburn: "You have a choice: A or B."

Match Game.