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Becky: "Well, if I WOULD'VE asked you, you would've said 'no'."

Dan: "That's right----what does that tell you?"

"Roseanne"

Doc: "Why, the whole place is clean!"

Grumpy: "There's dirty work afoot."

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Cilla: "And that goes for me, TOO!"

"Lark Rise to Candleford"

Grumpy: "You crazy fool! Fine time you picked to sneeze!"

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

^ Hey, you've been putting "Dwarfs" (which is correct)----why'd you change it?

Becky: "I really am sorry, Dad."

Dan: "I know."

"Roseanne"

Mistake.

"Hey, blubber mouth! Open up I gotta get in there!" (Later) "I gotta get in! My pal's in there! Come on, you big moose! Open up, I tell ya!"

Pinocchio.

"Doctors say 'don't eat homemade gravy, because it's higher in fat'."

"The Today Show"

Geppetto: "Make him sneeze? Oooh, that will make him mad."

Pinocchio.

LOL I love that movie!!

Darlene (to her parents): "Oh, face it----you're both tanks."

"Roseanne"

Winchester: "I can't stand it! The world has gone truly mad! Those people can neither sing nor spell!"

MASH.

LOL

Jackie (about Roseanne): "Here she is wearing her original leather jacket she purchased at Rodbell's, with the money she stole from her mother's purse."

"Roseanne"

B.J.: "One pair of shorts, perfect condition."

Hawkeye: "Mine."

B.J.: "One pair of shorts, holes, buttons missing."

Hawkeye: "Frank's."

B.J.: "One pair of socks, perfect condition, mine."

Hawkeye: "You're pretty quick with the socks, fella."

B.J.: "One pair of socks, holes."

Both: "Frank's."

MASH.

Roseanne (about Darlene's Dance dress): "It's too blue."

"Roseanne"

Doc: "Don't listen to that old warthog."

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Jackie: "Awww, I was gonna tell you, but I couldn't find you."

"Roseanne"

Store Clerk: Excuse me Sir, you don't work here
Sheldon: Yes, well apparently neither does anyone else

Big Bang Theory