Corrupt A Wish

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I wish for you to post a wish.

Oh, that's right. I knew I forgot something.

I wish you weren't such a hater.

Granted! I'm now a player hater.

I wish for you to grant my previous wish.

I did grant your damn wish.

At risk of seeming highly annoying, I wish for you to post a wish!!

Wait what? If you meant annoying me, you didn't. I was just playin with you.

I wish I knew what you were talking about.

Granted! But you still have no idea.

I wish for the serj tankian concert date to be changed for Febuary 25th.

Granted, but he says specifically not to let Andrew in.

I wish I had a pool.

Granted! It's a pool of blood beneath where you're sitting.

I wish groups to meet others with asperger's syndrome in seattle didn't suck.

Granted. You go to one drunk and do stuff you normally wouldn't.

I wish people would stop getting sick.

Granted! But people only stop getting sick of everyone except you.

I wish to not have to work tomorrow.

Granted. You get stuck on a corner to earn a days pay your next day off to make up for it.

I wish I weren't so bored with the people here.

Granted! You're no longer bored of 886.

I wish for TutuFairy to not be bored of me.

Granted, but I never leave you alone. (I meant people here in my town, by the way)

I wish things were more interesting at my school.

Granted! There's now a football team, football jocks and popularity.

I wish I posessed intelligence.

(There are, but it's not like they talk to me or anything. It doesn't matter. After football season, things get boring again.)

Granted, but everyone else is too stupid to talk to so you get lonely and bored.

I wish I were better at this little game of corruption.