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25 Jul 2013, 7:51 am

Banned for not mentioning they were Māori ninjas – with mean tattoos – who stay up all night banning people on this thread. :twisted:


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25 Jul 2013, 7:55 am

Banned because you need to get some sleep ninja banana.


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25 Jul 2013, 7:56 am

Banned: for writing poems about mean tattooed, Maori ninjas, who stay up all might banning people on this thread. (Happy now? :P)

And babybird is also banned for using the term banana to describe highly skilled banners.



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25 Jul 2013, 7:57 am

Banned because I beet you to it


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25 Jul 2013, 8:07 am

Banned for talking about bananas and beets, and making me hungry.


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Banned: for writing poems about mean tattooed, Maori ninjas, who stay up all might banning people on this thread. (Happy now? :P)

Uh, no. Banned for omitting the macron in "Māori". :P

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And babybird is also banned for using the term banana to describe highly skilled banners.

Perhaps BB was alluding to Queenslanders (aka "banana benders" ... make of that what you will 8) ).


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25 Jul 2013, 9:14 am

Yeah I did mean banana benders, so there I_Wanna_Blue, your banned :lol: :P :wink: :twisted: :D


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25 Jul 2013, 11:21 am

Banned: for trying to straighten bananas.



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25 Jul 2013, 11:28 am

Banned: For eating fruit salad on bungee jump.


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25 Jul 2013, 11:39 am

Banned: For operating a slaughterhouse on an inflight aeroplane.



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25 Jul 2013, 11:44 am

Banned: For sticking your chewing gum under the table.


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25 Jul 2013, 11:47 am

Banned: for then chewing said chewing gum.



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25 Jul 2013, 11:48 am

Banned: For leaving me a tasty treat.


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25 Jul 2013, 12:25 pm

Banned: for finding three week old chewing gum, found under a desk, tasty. :D



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25 Jul 2013, 12:28 pm

Banned: For leaving your dentures stuck in it as well. :P


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25 Jul 2013, 12:36 pm

Banned: for using my dentures as a makeshift scissor.



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25 Jul 2013, 12:37 pm

Manned: For Baking excuses without reasons.


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