What's Your Line?

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^ LOL I loved that episode!

Doctor Ellingham: "Happiness is over-rated."

"Doc Martin"

Prince: Most people think Time is like a river, that flows swift and sure in one direction, but I have seen the face of time and I can tell you... they're wrong. Time is like an ocean in a storm.
You may wonder who I am and why I say this, sit down and I will tell you a tale like none that you have ever heard. Know, first, that I am the son of Shahraman, a mighty King of Persia. On our way to Azad with a small company of men we passed through India... Where the promise of Honor and Glory tempted my father to a grievous error.

Prince of Persia, The sands of Time opening lines.

Blackadder: Right, Baldrick. Where's the manuscript?

Baldrick: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string?

Blackadder: Yes, Baldrick. The manuscript belonging to Dr. Johnson.

Baldrick: You mean the baity fellow in the black coat who just left?

Blackadder: Yes, Baldrick. Dr. Johnson.

Baldrick: So, you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the baity fellow in the black coat who just left is?

Blackadder: Yes, Baldrick. I am. And if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with soft, dangly collection of objects in your trousers. Now for the last time, Baldrick, where is Dr. Johnson's manuscript?

Baldrick: On the fire.

Blackadder: On the *what*?

Baldrick: The hot, orangy thing under the stony mantelpiece.

Blackadder lll

Anne Shirley: Tomorrow is always fresh, with no mistakes in it.

Anne of Green Gables

"It's time for everybody's favorite guessing game, What's My Line?"

"I said shut up. As in close your mouth and stop talking."
Commander Riker, Star Trek The Next Generation Season 4 Episode 08 - Future Imperfect.

"You call washing dishes and sweeping floors a work of evil?"

Merlin in The Sword in the Stone.

"I don't know who *he* is, but *she* is definitely not herself!" -Hugh Simon (in What's Up, Doc?)

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker" -Willy Wonka

"You wouldn't, you couldn't, you shouldn't?" -Dorothy Provine (Emmeline, Mad x 4 World)

Escaped Convict: "Let me go! You ain't a cop."

Batman: "No. I'm worse."

Batman: Arkham Origins.

Harley Quinn: "I'm depressed, Red. Here it is holiday time and we're hiding out in this dingy rat trap. No presents, no fun, no nothin'. Can't we at least get a Christmas tree?"

Poison Ivy: (Outraged) "What?! And support the mad campaign of botanical genocide that grips this country every December?"

The New Batman Adventures.

Botanical genocide?

Hermes: "My lord and lady, the Titans have escaped, and they're practically at our gates!"

Zeus: "Sound the alarm! Launch an immediate counterattack! Go! Go!"

Hermes: "Gone, babe."

(Later)

Zeus: "I need more thunderbolts!"

Hermes: "Hephaestus has been captured, my lord. Everyone's been captured!" (dragged away by Pain and Panic) "I'VE been captured! Whoa. Hey, watch the glasses."

Hercules.

Boris: Let me tell you something, Balto. A dog cannot make this journey alone
[starts to walk off, but stops suddenly]
Boris: but... maybe a wolf can.

Hades: "Brothers! Titans! Look at you in your squalid prison! Who put you down there?"

Titans: "Zeus!"

Hades: "And now that I set you free, what is the first thing you are going to do?"

Titans: "Destroy him!"

Hades: "Good answer."

Carole: Have you had much experience with cars?
Jim Douglas: Look, lady, by profession, I'm a racing driver.
Carole: Oh, *that* Jim Douglas.
Jim Douglas: What do you mean, "*that* Jim Douglas"?
Carole: Let's see, two years ago, at Laguna Seca, you spun out and hung a beautiful Buick Special on the back fence. At Willow Springs, was it a year ago... last February, you sprayed a Lotus all over the infield.
Jim Douglas: How do you know all that?
Carole: I have trouble with names and faces, but I never forget a car.

The Love Bug

"King Bob!"

Minions.

“Humans. It seems to me like they’re always in a hurry, but they have nowhere to go.”
-Ray, A Turtle's tale/ Sammy's adventures: the secret passage