Corrupt A Wish

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Granted! I'm worse, so you have nothing to worry about.

I wish it were summer.

(Why the hell would you wish that? haha)

Granted, but it's so hot it burns you alive.

I wish I would stop giggling for no reason. Jeez. I don't know if I've been hyper or what, but for like, a month I've been especially freakin giggly.

(dont get me wrong, i love winter, thanks to skiing, but i wanna go swimming.)

Granted! You freeze to death in the winter chill.

I wish to go swimming.

Granted, but you drown.

My wish is in my last post. I changed it. Don't ask me why.

Granted! You can no longer laugh at all, and you bore people into suicide.

I wish I wasn't emo.

Granted. You're sickeningly happy and annoy everyone, including me, because of it.

I seriously wish I knew the hell why.

Ungranted. You shall never have the answer.

I wish for smash brothers brawl to be released tomorrow.

Granted, but it sucks you into the game and you have to fight for your life.

I wish...I wasn't about to say something totally freakin cheesy again.

Granted! It totally was freakin cheesey and you get laughed at.

I wish I knew why someone just told me I broke their heart. wtf?

Granted, but it breaks your heart.

haha. There we go. With some cheese to spare.

Cheesus. I'm cheesy. Oh God


Okay. I wish I didn't seem to look like this to people: They always think I'm mad.

Granted! People now always think you're unhappy and constantly try to cheer you up, annoying you to death.

I wish my car's CD player didn't suck.

Granted. it blows. haha that sounds bad, but I was only thinking of motorcycles


I wish I weren't so paranoid about meat

Granted! You're now paranoid about vegetables.

I wish my brother was home.

Granted, but so are his 9 friends.

I wish I didn't have school on Tuesday either

Granted! You have community service instead.

I wish I didn't have to do community service ever again!

Granted, but you are the only one in the city who doesn't, so you look like a selfish prick

I wish I could figure out my IM thing