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envirozentinel
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26 Jul 2013, 1:51 pm

Banned for lapping melted ice-cream off my foot.



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26 Jul 2013, 1:52 pm

Banned: For treading on my tongue with steal toe-cap boots on.


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26 Jul 2013, 2:35 pm

Banned because you would prefer a stomper wearing stiletto heels!


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26 Jul 2013, 2:37 pm

Banned: Because I don't fancy having my tongue pierced thank you very much.


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26 Jul 2013, 3:17 pm

Banned for having a tongue pierced ten times.


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26 Jul 2013, 3:22 pm

Banned: Coth I can't thpeek fwough all my holeth in me cong.


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26 Jul 2013, 5:22 pm

Banned: for speaking Geordie.



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26 Jul 2013, 5:25 pm

Banned : For pealing oranges


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26 Jul 2013, 5:30 pm

Banned: For tweezing nose hair.



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26 Jul 2013, 5:33 pm

:lol: ouch!

Banned: For looking in the mirror too much


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26 Jul 2013, 5:40 pm

Banned: for posting too much. :P



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26 Jul 2013, 5:41 pm

Banned: For even noticing :P


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26 Jul 2013, 5:44 pm

Banned: Coz I gotta go to sleep. See ya. :mrgreen:



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26 Jul 2013, 5:45 pm

Banned for wearing more jewelry in your tongue than the average skinhead has on his whole face!


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26 Jul 2013, 5:46 pm

Banned for counting jewellery on a skinhead's face. How did you get him to sit still for that long?


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26 Jul 2013, 5:50 pm

I turned on the nearest large electron magnet, obviously.

He stayed put quite nicely.

And you are banned for thinking that I required Super Glue and Bungee Cords.


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