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Your fault that Chicago has a giant Picasso sculpture that looks like Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon got ahold of a lion.

Its your fault Joan River's plastic surgeon made her look like she stuck her head in a bee hive.

It's your fault for putting images of Joan Rivers into my head, just as I'm about to go to bed and hoping for a good night's sleep!

Your fault to plan on dreaming of Joan Rivers.

it's your fault mayflies have a short lifespan as adults.

Your fault that it is probably due to drunk driving.

It's your fault that I cannot decide if I should go to the store or not.

Store owners might go out of business while you make up your mind......your fault, of course.

I did go there. Your fault. Definitely.

It's your fault my pet crab requires dressing each morning.

So, shall I crochet her a tutu so she has something new to wear?

Too late, I heard you haven't eaten for a few days so I've sent you some dressed crab ravioli.
I loved that crab you know!! !! !!

Krabo has a Japanese Crab whose leg span is about ten feet.

I think he would like a home........

And he doesn't have a home right where he is? Huh?

CosmicRuss needs a new pet, and a Long-Leggity-Japanese-Crab should make him very happy.

I blame you for not contacting Japanese Crab Adoption Agencies for him.

Don't inundate me with crabs, I will only feed and care for living creatures that can cut my hedge and put the bins out.