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SanityTheorist
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09 Aug 2012, 11:54 am

Likes to cuddle convicted felons in drag.


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09 Aug 2012, 1:11 pm

Desires to become a zombie.



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10 Aug 2012, 4:27 am

Makes CDs of absolute silence, and spends all day listening to them.


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10 Aug 2012, 7:08 am

Prefers to listen to the sound of one hand clapping and other Zen greatest hits.



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10 Aug 2012, 7:44 am

His glasses are not actually magnifying lenses
They are microscopes that let you see into his brain!
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...I have found something in there!
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10 Aug 2012, 8:15 am

Banned for gazing longingly into my eyes! :lol:



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10 Aug 2012, 8:41 am

This isn't the banned game. I think Tallyman is becoming senile!



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10 Aug 2012, 8:42 am

TallyMan wrote:
Prefers to listen to the sound of one hand clapping and other Zen greatest hits.


This just made my day haha.


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10 Aug 2012, 10:00 am

keeps square pegs so no one will try to fit them in round holes


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10 Aug 2012, 10:32 am

Plays golf using beach-balls. Is still on the first green trying to get the ball to go down the hole.



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10 Aug 2012, 10:35 am

Can't get his viagra out of the bottle.



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10 Aug 2012, 10:37 am

Is Dilbert and is typing this from his work computer.


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10 Aug 2012, 10:38 am

forgot to take the train and his miss business appointment with Elvis



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10 Aug 2012, 10:52 am

Is Elvis's career advisor.



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10 Aug 2012, 11:40 am

Gives vasectomies to homeless people.


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10 Aug 2012, 1:35 pm

Obsessed with balancing trash on top of their head.