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20 Aug 2012, 10:38 am

Is squeezing hard because he's constipated.



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20 Aug 2012, 6:07 pm

Has an odd fetish for watching people defecate or attempting to defecate.



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20 Aug 2012, 6:08 pm

Finds the blue sky should be yellow instead.



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20 Aug 2012, 6:10 pm

Smears Pine-Sol on people's ankles and giggles while running away.



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20 Aug 2012, 6:13 pm

Thinks orange juice and toothpaste a great combination.



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20 Aug 2012, 6:19 pm

Has multiple tattoos of tubes of toothpaste and cans of orange juice.



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20 Aug 2012, 7:27 pm

steals his cats food and eats it



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21 Aug 2012, 6:24 am

Spends all day looking for a boy scout who is unprepared.


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21 Aug 2012, 6:39 am

Is a member of Garfield's famous Cat Scouts.

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21 Aug 2012, 10:04 am

Can't find a mutt for mutual pleasures.



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21 Aug 2012, 10:26 am

accidentally hit the delete key on a most un-important project.. :lol:



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21 Aug 2012, 10:32 am

Professor of cleanliness, is the title he gives to himself while scrubbing toilets.



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21 Aug 2012, 10:42 am

Sill trying to poop. Try Ex-Lax.



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21 Aug 2012, 9:49 pm

Is a spokesperson for Ex-Lax



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21 Aug 2012, 10:03 pm

wears chaps and a denim coat while washing his van



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21 Aug 2012, 10:04 pm

Thinks Ex-Lax means someone's former romantic partner falls short of expectations.


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