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babybird
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02 Aug 2013, 5:27 pm

Banned: For squashing a worm


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02 Aug 2013, 7:49 pm

Banned because worms don't often live near tomatoes.


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02 Aug 2013, 7:57 pm

Banned because they eat holes in the tomatoes and live IN them.


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02 Aug 2013, 8:16 pm

Banned because so do YOU. Don't act like you don't!


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02 Aug 2013, 8:27 pm

Banned because mice would prefer cheese.


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02 Aug 2013, 8:30 pm

Banned for watching one too many cartoons. Mice don't really prefer cheese.

That's not to say that they wouldn't eat cheese, nor that they'd prefer tomatoes (I can only imagine what Sylkat's into :P ). It's just a random fact that I like throwing out every now and then.

The more you know ... :wink:


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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02 Aug 2013, 8:33 pm

Banned because the tomatoes wouldn't be liked by mice much.


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02 Aug 2013, 8:45 pm

Banned for trying to prove your point by throwing tomatoes at mice.


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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02 Aug 2013, 8:53 pm

Banned because that didn't happen.


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02 Aug 2013, 9:09 pm

Banned for having a signature that's wonderfully short and to the point.


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But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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02 Aug 2013, 10:12 pm

Quite the contrary in yours, banned for having a long one.


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02 Aug 2013, 10:51 pm

Banned for being a bonehead. :skull:


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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03 Aug 2013, 12:18 am

Banned for being a chicken(scared) eagle.


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03 Aug 2013, 4:45 am

Banned: For making chicken soup out of a tattoo.


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03 Aug 2013, 5:03 am

Banned for getting a tattoo of your dog.

On your earlobe.


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03 Aug 2013, 6:36 am

Banned: for getting a tattoo in your ear drum.