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28 Apr 2010, 9:06 am

He drank all the milk on the way to the house!

Why didn't you milk Bessie?

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29 Apr 2010, 7:49 am

I thought that cheeky milkman might like to do it...

Why wasn't your bed slept in last night?

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29 Apr 2010, 8:20 am

I spent the night on my knees in prayer.

Why aren't the dishes washed?

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30 Apr 2010, 7:51 am

I gave them to a Greek couple for their wedding reception and they came back in bits.

Where do i go to complain about volcanic ash?

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30 Apr 2010, 7:49 pm

Housekeeping is extension 243.

What about the Chesapeake Bay? You've allowed the blue crab population to diminish to absurdly low levels.

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01 May 2010, 3:11 am

I never liked those crabs anyway.

Why can't you make the trains run on time?

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01 May 2010, 7:34 am

I prefer to walk. But thanks.

Why don't you paint the porch railings?

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02 May 2010, 11:47 pm

I can't find the paint

Why do you want the porch railings painted purple and green?

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03 May 2010, 12:35 am

Because it looks cool

Why doesn't my cell phone work?

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03 May 2010, 8:58 am

Because you're holding it to your navel. Try an ear?

Why do people look at me funny when I'm eating in Church? Usually I feel so awkward, I have to skip dessert.

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03 May 2010, 11:33 pm

because they are controlling your mind. If you don't eat dessert, then there's more for them.

Why does my iPod hate me?

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04 May 2010, 4:23 am

All portable music devices hate you. Noone knows why, but some speculate that you may be giving off the wrong pheromones.

Why is it not my birthday? I want cake and presents.

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04 May 2010, 5:52 am

Because apparently earth is rotate anti-clockwise now. :lol:

Where is my big gigantic headphones that you see back in the 80's?

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04 May 2010, 8:02 am

I don't know but find them and wear them proudly! They're going to be all popular again like vinyl records...

Why did the postman jump over your back fence this morning?

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04 May 2010, 9:42 am

He was playing too much mirrors edge so he attempted to do parkour.

Why am I running out of excuses to say?

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04 May 2010, 5:55 pm

They are getting stolen, by me! :twisted: :lol:

Why did my friend take a nap on a slide?

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