The spam thread

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A Customer! Call (555) 555-SPAM!

*Dials (555) 555-SPAM*

Hello, I would like to order a spambot and a troll please. Do you have the kind of spambot that produces ads for black magic spells?

But of course, Mr. Catlover! We like to cover all spam bots for our suckers- I mean customers. (Chuckles sheepishly) Where do you want them shipped? Supplies are running low. (Eyes the vast amount available)

I've changed my mind. I would like to buy all the spambots and trolls you have please.

I would like them to be sent to this address:

Satan
666 Devil Road
City of Lucifer
County of Beelzebub
Hell
DEVIL-666

Kyle: (Chuckles to self) "It's working. Those spambots and trolls think I am helping them, but they are in for a big surprise!" (Out loud) "Good news, everybody! I have a customer who wants all of you!"

(Spam bots and trolls cheer)

(Train whistle. A large silver-white steam locomotive pulling several coaches arrives)

Kyle: "Let's go! Everybody on The Ghost Express! (My train)

(Spam bots and trolls climb aboard excitedly)

Kyle: "All aboard!"

(Train whistle. The Ghost Express departs, disappears)

Kyle: (Dusts hands) "And that is that. Goodbye annoying spam and trolls forever!"

(Sighs) If only it was that easy to get rid of spam and trolls.

Did you enjoy the show?

[thread="Post a blatant lie"]No, that was horrible! Poor spambots and trolls [/thread]

Kyle: That's what they would say! I'm glad you liked it!

(Spam attempts to sneak in)

Kyle: (Ghostly moan)

(Spam screams and runs away)

Haha that was great!

spammers spam spam all over the site

(Plants a sign that says, 'No Spamming Zone'.)

Spam: "AWWW!" (All leave, but one stops)

Spam 1: "What are you worried about? It's just a sign!"

Kyle: (Appears) "But I'm not." (Holds Banhammer) "It's Banhammer time!" (Raises it)

(Spam scream and run away)

banhammer bans banners and bans spammers as well as spamming banners and spammers

Maybe the spammers would pass WP by if the logo was changed to a banhammer?

spam incoming