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"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly.
"I
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"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly. "I have
_________________
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That guy is a dingus.
"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly. "I have got
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"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly. "I have got to
_________________
^
That guy is a dingus.
The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.
"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly. "I have got to nuke
Lillikoi
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Joined: 22 Jul 2013
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 11,797
Location: The Mid-West-East-South.
The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.
"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly. "I have got to nuke some
_________________
^
That guy is a dingus.
The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.
"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly. "I have got to nuke some capitals."
The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.
"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly. "I have got to nuke some capitals."
"We
The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.
"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly. "I have got to nuke some capitals."
"We can't
The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.
"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly. "I have got to nuke some capitals."
"We can't destroy
The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.
"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly. "I have got to nuke some capitals."
"We can't destroy.."
"s**t!
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Posts: 11,797
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The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.
"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly. "I have got to nuke some capitals."
"We can't destroy.."
"S**t!" cried
_________________
^
That guy is a dingus.
The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.
"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly. "I have got to nuke some capitals."
"We can't destroy.."
"S**t!" cried the
Lillikoi
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Joined: 22 Jul 2013
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 11,797
Location: The Mid-West-East-South.
The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.
"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly. "I have got to nuke some capitals."
"We can't destroy.."
"S**t!" cried the mouse,
_________________
^
That guy is a dingus.
The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.
"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly. "I have got to nuke some capitals."
"We can't destroy.."
"S**t!" cried the mouse, shock
The mouse ran away past the sleeping dragon. Suddenly, it heard a deep roar, which came from within the mysterious grotto. Cowering beneath the bushes, the mouse saw a huge, grey behemoth.
"Greetings, how would mouses squeak?" it said. "Like lions do?"
"Huh?" The awkward mouse could not think straight. "What do you mean? Lions don't like
squeaking!" the mouse shyly said.
"No, but my pastor says lions smell, sound and eat just like mice."
"Bullcrap! Lions roar, eat mice and fart disgustingly."
Later Kim, the Kardashian mouse awoke toontown. It sounded Kanye-like, but was really high-pitched, like a kazoo. "The Kardashian family died," said Kim. "Trump fired them for squeaking."
"Huh?" said Jim the Hamster. "Why did they perish?"
"Because under Kanye's threat, the president would nuke Moscow and Kiev."
Meanwhile, the behemoth scratched behind his ears.
"Why are you so itchy?" the mouse asked.
"Squeaking is scratchy, my tail makes me giddy!" sang the behemoth, slurring drunkenly.
"Okay, Kim my friend warned me that Trump was dating Putin, so Kanye decided nuking Russia would cockblock their grandpappies."
"Who's Trump?"
"President of.."
"Huh?" the Behemoth slurred.
"Yeezy is comin', breh," said the rapper, smoking. Kanye West walked into a bush. He spoke slowly. "I have got to nuke some capitals."
"We can't destroy.."
"S**t!" cried the mouse, shock on
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