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08 Jan 2021, 7:46 pm

slices pinneaples please with my mountaingoat burger please .

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08 Jan 2021, 7:47 pm

Cabbage looked at the man and screamed "Why don't you like us greens?" and walked off with a slight limp.

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08 Jan 2021, 7:58 pm

poor limp greens almost wilted .

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08 Jan 2021, 7:58 pm

"Hi" said the apple as it rolled down the hill.

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08 Jan 2021, 8:05 pm

"Could I have some brown sauce please" said the kid as he ate a box of fried flies.

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08 Jan 2021, 8:06 pm

Out of the way said the carpet to the man as it flew past his head.

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08 Jan 2021, 8:08 pm

prefried flies please said the fisherman

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08 Jan 2021, 8:10 pm

I like coffee said the man as he put on his trunks and dunked himself in.

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08 Jan 2021, 8:13 pm

"Can I have a refund please?"
"Why certainly madam. What is wrong?"
"These fried flies taste like poo!"

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08 Jan 2021, 8:16 pm

"What do you think I am? An idiot?" said the manager to the employee.
"Do I have to prove I am before you listen to me?"

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08 Jan 2021, 8:21 pm

I asked Mountain Goat where pooh comes from

he told me "food passes down the esophagus by peristalsis. It enters the stomach, where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction in the alimentary canal. This contracts the protein before waste enters the colon. Water is absorbed, whereupon it enters the rectum finally to emerge as poo."

I thanked him and asked where Tigger comes from

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08 Jan 2021, 8:23 pm

Mountain Goat wrote:

"Can I have a refund please?"
"Why certainly madam. What is wrong?"
"These fried flies taste like poo!"

EEEeeeww wwww......... poo humor !

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08 Jan 2021, 8:27 pm