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Doro Veteran
Joined: 18 Oct 2008Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 600Location: Germany
Under your bed. Where is my screw driver?
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Bob the Builder is using it to dismantle your house Where is my toothbrush?
Greyhound Veteran
Joined: 9 Apr 2008Age: 35Gender: FemalePosts: 1,191Location: Birmingham, UK
It has been relocated under the witness protection programme. Where have my positive emotions gone?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
They are hiding in your subconscious out of the way of your negative emotions. Where is the sunshine today?
Helping me get a tan. Where is the DVD player?
RandomKid Veteran
Joined: 3 Jan 2009Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 1,648
Did you look in the car. Where is my telescope.
Being used by NASA to locate the lost tool bag of the ISS. Where is my friend Baloons (thats his nickname)?
Last seen in LA selling balloons. Where is my hammer?
In a studio recording some rap music. Where is the universe?
Far far away where is my get well soon card?
It was too unwell to travel in the post to you. Where is my garden fork?
With your garden knife and garden spoon Where is my piece of garlic?
Thatmew Veteran
Joined: 6 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 1,959
Last seen in concept art for a Castlevania game. Where is my bag of Wii point cards?
TheEvolutionOfLife Snowy Owl
Joined: 12 Jan 2009Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 156
In the toilet. Wheres my PSP.
Chibi_Neko Veteran
Joined: 23 Oct 2007Age: 42Gender: FemalePosts: 1,485Location: Newfoundland, Canada
Hanging from the CN tower... Where is my computer?
Stolen, I'm looking through the contents of your hard drive right now, very interesting. I'll send you the blackmail letter later Where are my postage stamps?