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thewrll
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09 Sep 2012, 12:51 am

Covers self in jellly to confuse metal detectors.



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09 Sep 2012, 12:56 am

Specificlly puts on a metal coat before going through a metal detector just to hear alarm go off.



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09 Sep 2012, 12:58 am

You know me so well. :oops:

Wears camouflage so he/she can use the shower.



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09 Sep 2012, 1:05 am

Likes showering in the rain, but only if the sun is shining so that drying off is easier.



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09 Sep 2012, 1:07 am

Love it since that only happens in Hawaii and Florida.

Takes a bath in own nose.



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09 Sep 2012, 1:11 am

Blows nose vigorously before taking a bath, but only when in Hawaii or Florida, except Miami suburbs.



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09 Sep 2012, 1:12 am

Lives in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle



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09 Sep 2012, 7:29 am

Bought the Bermuda triangle and is moving it to Hollywood.


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09 Sep 2012, 7:31 am

Thinks it's a good idea to have that kind of magnetic pull in California.



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09 Sep 2012, 2:00 pm

Want California to become its own country.



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09 Sep 2012, 2:07 pm

Sells fake watermelons on a street corner



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09 Sep 2012, 2:42 pm

Eats fake watermelons then burps loudly and says, "Yum!"



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09 Sep 2012, 3:34 pm

Likes to go swimming fully clothed.



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09 Sep 2012, 4:22 pm

Hates taking showers naked.



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09 Sep 2012, 5:10 pm

Lurks in doorways, popping out at unsuspecting strangers, saying, "Aha!"


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09 Sep 2012, 5:58 pm

Sniffs the toothbrushes of strangers.