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MindWithoutWalls
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14 Sep 2012, 7:30 pm

Advocates a stink bomb campaign to raise awareness amongst smokers of the discomfort for non-smokers of being around second-hand smoke.


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15 Sep 2012, 3:09 am

Plants a tree, every night, exactly at midnight.


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15 Sep 2012, 6:25 am

is opening a shade tanning saloon on the dark side of the sun
but is only open for business during Ice Ages.
This is now involved in a complicated law suit with Ray Romano and Scrat
about where to bury the ashes of the acorn...
Most of the Law suit's finer detail involves Scrat remaining ignorant of the detail of this... let us say, action.
Although he can never know,
Scrat, our condolences!
the acorn went to a better place!
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15 Sep 2012, 6:27 am

Only eats things that are chilled to precisely 41.75 degrees.


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15 Sep 2012, 7:02 am

Uses 'Chilax' in his sentences with angry nuns who disaprove of his sentenctry


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15 Sep 2012, 9:52 am

Thinks "moral high ground" is the best place to field your artillery...



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16 Sep 2012, 7:14 pm

Is about to move into a bomb shelter, until the end of the world.


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16 Sep 2012, 9:20 pm

Has made a kitty radiation suit for his cat for the end of the world.



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16 Sep 2012, 10:52 pm

Likes to run their hands across pineapple grenades, making purring sounds while doing so.



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17 Sep 2012, 4:31 am

Has a collection of 1000 disarmed hand grenades and one live one, but doesn't know which is which.


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17 Sep 2012, 6:37 am

Has a collection of 1000 stuffed toy cats and one live one, but doesn't know which is which. :cat:



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17 Sep 2012, 11:42 am

Eats tomatoes, all the while thinking they're potatoes.



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17 Sep 2012, 4:20 pm

Pours milk into his cereal box and eats from it



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17 Sep 2012, 6:39 pm

Eats the cereal box and the milk carton afterwards.....


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17 Sep 2012, 7:52 pm

Has a button hidden in the wall behind his favorite book in the library that causes the wall to revolve so that a secret room is revealed containing a complex playground set with the most elaborate equipment you could ever imagine. Has been holding out on us about it for all this time. Now that we all know about it, I say, let's all go play!! !


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18 Sep 2012, 9:09 am

Made another bizarre installment of adult films. This one's called 2Girls1Gun and stars herself as "Girl#1."


Yes, I downloaded it... So what?