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jennyishere
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22 Sep 2012, 5:59 am

Takes his aardvark with him everywhere.

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22 Sep 2012, 1:30 pm

Couldn't acquire an aardvark costume so instead, they dressed up like the Chanukkah Armadillo in Friends.



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22 Sep 2012, 4:38 pm

Once tried to seduce an aardvark, now is afraid to do it again until further planning is accomplished.



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22 Sep 2012, 10:39 pm

Pronounces chihuahua as "chi-hoo-ah-hoo-ah" in honor of Les Nessman.


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23 Sep 2012, 1:33 am

Carefully pronounces every word, so takes a day to say one sentence.


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23 Sep 2012, 5:25 am

Pronounces his own username incorrectly, as he hath a nathty lithp.



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23 Sep 2012, 7:31 am

Goes up to people at parties, and asks them how to pronounce "shibboleth."


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23 Sep 2012, 12:10 pm

Crawls about the town wearing a corset made of human metacarpals.



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23 Sep 2012, 3:16 pm

Donated his metacarpals for the corset



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24 Sep 2012, 10:51 am

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24 Sep 2012, 12:29 pm

Visits museums that display pieces relating to items recovered from toilets and even possesses a membership card to said museum.



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24 Sep 2012, 3:39 pm

Buys high-priced urinals at auctions for his ever-growing home collection.


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24 Sep 2012, 4:53 pm

Makes failed attempts to outbid me on said urinals.



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24 Sep 2012, 5:56 pm

Likes to take the piss.


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24 Sep 2012, 10:06 pm

Likes to be the one to leave said piss.


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25 Sep 2012, 10:15 am

Goes around counting all the street signs in her township..