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goes dancing without shoes in the barren desert..

Constructs tactical robots for the SWAT team by gathering skeletonized feline remains, reassembling them, adding various mechatronic enhancements and cameras where eyes once were to spy on hostage-takers.

Tries to sneak into his own home without his neighbors thinking that he is a burglar..

Gets drunk at parties, holds a 20mm round up to his forehead, emulating a unicorn and prances about the room declaring "I am the ammocorn; I bring death and destruction to you all" in a somewhat effeminate voice...

Is negotiating to purchase a unicorn for $1 Million. He found out about it from a random email he received from someone in Nigeria.

Is donating his beard for medical research. He doesn't mind as he can grow another of equal length in a matter of days using a special cream his grandmother invented by accident while attempting to develop a lotion to get rid of the thick bushy hair growing on her bottom.

Climbs mountains while making strange grunting noises in hopes of attracting a Yeti and harvesting its fur to use as a merkin.

Has long flowing hair, likes tanning on the beach and enjoys shopping with his friends, which happen to be die hard "Straight eye for the queer guy" fans

Has a foot fetish.

Is obsessed with people who have one, long hair growing out of their ears.

Is attracted to women with VERY hairy hands.

Has a paraphilia relating to hair.

Wears a balaclava all the time to hide the fact he has no ears or mouth.

Goes around serving hot tea to everyone...

Sings Rossini with only one sock on.

Wears four socks... one on each of his feet.