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05 Mar 2014, 5:01 pm

Sorry wong number!


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05 Mar 2014, 9:04 pm

The victim died after several minutes of rapid consumption of a mixture of orange juice and Russian vodka.



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06 Mar 2014, 3:10 am

They are in Crimea because the Soviet Union had their naval base there. Long time ago, Nikita Khrushchev transferred Crimea from the Soviet Socialist Republic of Russia to the neighboring Soviet Socialist Republic of Ukraine. Khrushchev is not to be blamed - he only had a bad conscience because of the forced collectivization of Ukraine whereby more than a million citizens starved to death. Today, the formet Soviet naval base in Sevastopol is the Russian naval base inside Ukraine. That's what it is all about.



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06 Mar 2014, 5:14 pm

The incandescent lightbulb.


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07 Mar 2014, 4:37 pm

A roller-skating accident involving a tap-dancing corgi and some tree bark, I think - it made the evening news on TV.


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07 Mar 2014, 4:42 pm

I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!



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07 Mar 2014, 4:45 pm

If you hold it up, then it will be easier to just pop in.


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11 Mar 2014, 4:11 pm

Enid Blyton in a boiler-suit.


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11 Mar 2014, 4:29 pm

It doesn't look right, maybe it's the wrong way up.


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11 Mar 2014, 6:45 pm

The 3rd Rail


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11 Mar 2014, 6:46 pm

Salt and vinegar!


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11 Mar 2014, 9:03 pm

Before the priest had appeared and fitted his skates, the melon rolled under the sofa and the cat clawed it.


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13 Mar 2014, 6:32 am

There's no need to go overboard.


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13 Mar 2014, 7:20 am

Actually, the dog buried it, but I did not want to tell you.


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14 Mar 2014, 9:04 pm

A face like a bag of spanners.


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14 Mar 2014, 9:11 pm

I ate it, actually.


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