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Hans Gruber: "You Americans are all alike. Well, this time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly."
John McClane: "That's Gary Cooper, @$$hole."

Kenny: (Seeing Brainiac) "Whoa! Check out Darth Vader! Que Pasa man? Take a wrong turn at Tatooine?"

Brainiac: (Grabs Kenny) "Where does Clark Kent live?"

Kenny: "Clark? What is this?"

Brainiac: "Insufficient response." (throws Kenny outside)

"I'll play what you want me to play, and I won't play what you don't want me to play."
(George Harrison in the film, "Let It Be")

"I care for everyone. . . though you're pushing it right now."

Superman: the Animated Series

"don't worry, you only shot a nurse." [from "freebie and the bean," 1974]

Live as one of them, Kal-El. Discover where your strength and your power are needed. But always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people, Kal-El, and they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you. . . my only son.

Superman (1978)

D.A.: [to Freebie and Bean] You guys aren't qualified to guard the fish at the local aquarium.

Superman: "Bad vibrations?"

Superman (1978)

"where ARE you, you scumbum!?" [American bowdlerized looped tv edit of "smokey and the bandit"]

Bruno Mannheim: "You promised you'd make me a king!"

Darkseid: "And so you are: a king of fools!"

Superman: The Animated Series

"Everything happens to me. Now I'm shot by a child..." [1969 True Grit]

"A plan never survives first contact with reality."

-The Martian (the book, not the movie)

"Rock and Roll in Spanish?"

La Bamba

"I felt-normal out there."

Denis Istomin, after beating Djokovic at the Australian Open

"I don't know about that. You looked a lot better than normal."

Jim Courier, to Denis Istomin

"frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." (1939 gone with the wind, not the first American movie with profanity, but the most notable one at the time)