^ Being English, I thought you would've at least seen those before.
Football
The name given to various sports in different countries, including soccer (UK), Gaelic football (Ireland), American football (US), Canadian football (Canada), Aussie rules football (Australia) and rugby (NZ).
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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.
– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)