Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but it is demonic and eats your face while you're sleeping.

I wish I had more Powerade.

Granted, but there's cocaine in it.

I wish to read the "1 new message"

Granted, but it's only me. haha

I wish I understood people.

Granted! You now understand everyone at a completely bizzare level and no one wants to be your friend.

I wish cleaning my room was unnessecary.

Pssh. Like they do now? haha

Granted, but it get's so messy that you have no idea Richard Simmons watches you.

I wish people were more accepting.

Granted, everyone accepts you and you can't remember people anymore, thus, everyone hates you.

I wish I had "close" friends.

Granted, but one of them is Richard Simmons.


I wish I did too, but not Richard Simmons.

Granted! But Amy Lee of evanescence is now your mortal enemy in her eyes.

I wish for Serj Tankian's autograph.

Granted, but he makes sure to point out that he hates your shirt.

I wish the Reno Evanescence show wasn't cancelled.

Granted! The new date is scheduled for March 21st, 2014. Amy lee dies before then.

I wish for the sunroof in my car to work.

Granted, but it only works long enough for you to open it, then it breaks again.

I wish my dog weren't so hopeful about getting food. When he doesn't it's sad. haha

Granted! He becomes anorexic.

I wish my dog was still alive.

I don't want to corrupt that one. Well, granted, but it runs away.

I wish people took into account that I have feelings when they talk to me. Or don't talk to me. (That had nothing to do with what you said, by the way.)

Granted! People no longer talk to you.

I wish I wasn't such a picky eater.

Granted, but while eating anything you get food poisoning and die.

I wish I had food to be picky about.

Granted! You have liama beans. O_o

I wish shellie didn't make my leg fall asleep.