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23 Mar 2013, 12:48 pm

is a disc jockey at a european S & M club 8O



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23 Mar 2013, 6:04 pm

Sports & Music club? :P

Has a broken nose from a failed attempt to upskirt -er- upkilt a Scottish highlander.



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25 Mar 2013, 12:43 pm

Tries to be a sneaky paparazzi by taking pictures of Penelope Cruz



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26 Mar 2013, 2:01 pm

Dresses up like Mrs. Cruz as a means of getting paparazzi attention.



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26 Mar 2013, 2:04 pm

Wears body armour to compensate for damage done to their cybernetic skin and warranty not covering the damage.



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26 Mar 2013, 2:05 pm

Stars in kinky porn involving yourself and various lathes.
...that is not what you're supposed to do to the tailstock spindle... 8O :shameonyou:



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27 Mar 2013, 12:47 pm

Goes around throwing darts at store manikins.. they're only manikins 8O



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27 Mar 2013, 3:21 pm

Covers up the fact that they are really Golems, not Mannequins.



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28 Mar 2013, 12:19 pm

disposes his adversaries via machinery used for practical purposes..



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28 Mar 2013, 3:26 pm

Makes clones of celebrities to make a diversion so they can sneak into their houses and steal things.



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28 Mar 2013, 10:06 pm

Goes around turning people into zombies...



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29 Mar 2013, 8:00 am

owns a sex toy factory.



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29 Mar 2013, 10:11 am

manufactures the following



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29 Mar 2013, 11:13 am

Collects action figures of odd personality types and conditions. Still after the limited edition Harlequin baby one.



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30 Mar 2013, 10:05 am

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Is the proud owner of the above product.. 8O



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30 Mar 2013, 2:07 pm

Gets to work every day in a real life Gadget Copter.