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MattD
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27 Feb 2008, 8:00 pm

Granted... we understand that we COULD be interested in science and technology, but WOULD rather eat cake

I wish i was resurrected.

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27 Feb 2008, 11:14 pm

I can't grant that one; killing you is easy, reviving you is difficult. Let's say it's granted, what do you do?

I wish I could afford college and that the FAFSA weren't such a stupid form.

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27 Feb 2008, 11:29 pm

Granted, FAFSA is now a highly intelligent form and takes over the universe, forcing all living beings to fill it out 500 times a day.

I wish for more meatloaf.

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28 Feb 2008, 1:17 am

Granted, but you get mad cow disease.

I wish I had tiramisu.

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28 Feb 2008, 1:47 am

Granted: You now have tiramisu all over and in your hair

I wish I could find the time to actually write down some of the stories in my head

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28 Feb 2008, 5:09 am

Granted: You now have all the time in the world to write from your prison cell ... but you don't have a pen, paper or computer to write with.

I wish I could understand life, the universe and everything without going insane.

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28 Feb 2008, 5:34 am

Granted, it's 42 and your left insane.

I wish for new order.

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28 Feb 2008, 12:06 pm

Take out the garbage and then wash your hands! That's an order!

I wish I could afford college.

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28 Feb 2008, 12:28 pm

Granted! You're in college, the courses are hard, the teachers boring, and you've got a mid-term in a week! Gotta study, study, study!

I wish I was a master of floccipaucinihilipilification.

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28 Feb 2008, 12:56 pm

Granted, Brevity is now your middle name, but not because of how you speak.

I plan on getting a PhD in some branch of chemistry. I wish I had the time and money to do so, the rest is easy for me.

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28 Feb 2008, 1:18 pm

granted you win the lottery and die now you have all the time in the world IN HELL :twisted:

i wish there was a cure for NT syndrome :lol:

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28 Feb 2008, 2:17 pm

Granted, you develop a retrovirus which alters the genome to cause all people to be autistic.

I wish there were more jobs within walking distance.

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28 Feb 2008, 2:18 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Granted, you develop a retrovirus which alters the genome to cause all people to be autistic.

I wish there were more jobs within walking distance.

hows that corrupted :lol:

granted but theres no way to get to them

i wish i had xray vision

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28 Feb 2008, 2:45 pm

Granted, but now wearing lead underwear and aprons is the norm for women and the only people who don't are men, causing you to wish it not so but you cannot take it back.

I wish my birds cared about where they go... not just anywhere.

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28 Feb 2008, 4:02 pm

granted they all move as far away from you as possible.

i wish i knew who would corrupt my wish

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29 Feb 2008, 5:09 am

Granted, it's me and you're left wondering why you asked in the first place.

I wish April would hurry up.

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