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Uses a jackhammer to make mash potatoes.

Stop peeping into my kitchen!!

My mashed potatoes methodology was my gourmet secret!

Now I am mad....you are going to wake up one morning with a front yard full of Garlic Mashed Potatoes and steamed clams, a month old!


Sylkat

Uses dehydrated potato flakes to wash her laundry instead of detergent.

Pretends to be Greek so that he can smash his dirty plates on the ground, instead of washing them.

Believes that socks are alive before they leave the factory.
Whacks each new pair of socks they get with a hammer, just to make sure that they're dead.

Refuses to admit that newly-purchased socks ARE alive,

Which is why only one is missing from the washer or dryer....it escaped, and is bringing help for its mate.


Sylkat

Eats her socks, since she considers them high in animal protein.

Works for a laboratory, determining which people's socks contain the most protein.

Works in the same laboratory, determining which people's foot jam supplies the most flavorful protein.

Goes up to random strangers asking if he can smell their feet, and to give them a prize if he likes what he smells.

Their life ambition is to win a prize for having lovely smelling feet.

Ladywoofwoof has a family of paper dolls. She dresses and talks to them every day. She named them all Trixie. They are even written into her will.

And what of it ?
At least I'm not paranoid that my nipples are talking about me while I'm asleep and saying mean things.
Unlike you !

The things we do for entertainment eh?

Ladywoofwoof makes necklaces out of canned pasta, without drying it first. She claims the stains on her shirt from tomato sauce are part of the artistic experience.

Is promoting a new perfume based on the smell of rotting sardines.

Prefers peeping at decaying sardines and putrifying dingoes' kidneys.


Sylkat