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Sylkat
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16 Jul 2013, 5:40 am

Peeps into the windows of CIA headquarters

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16 Jul 2013, 5:52 am

Uses her mice feet as suction cups, as she climbs high buildings, trying to escape CIA employed owls.

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16 Jul 2013, 7:36 am

The dark precepts of the howling moon cannot contain the wily concepts of his or her megalomaniacal yearning for an unpreconstructed

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16 Jul 2013, 8:23 am

Composes all of his WP posts with the aid of a Martian thesaurus.

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16 Jul 2013, 11:39 am

Has made clones of herself, so that she can easily claim to be "here and there" at the same time.

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16 Jul 2013, 6:54 pm

Thinks that we do not know what is lurking behind that tree.

But we do.

And Steps Are Being Taken, even as we speak.

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16 Jul 2013, 7:05 pm

Is, in fact, taking 12 Steps on her road to recovery from excessive use of Loofah brushes.

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16 Jul 2013, 8:17 pm

Good one, Murihiku!

However, everyone knows that you treat your favorite loofah as a pet, have tiny sweaters for it, take it to the groomer every week, and have a collar with its name on it, in case it gets lost.

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16 Jul 2013, 9:06 pm

^ Sylkat is teasing, but deep down they are hoping that I won't tell anybody about how they don't own a dog - so instead they take a packet of sausages for a walk every day.

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16 Jul 2013, 9:07 pm

Of course, silly......

Doesn't everyone?

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17 Jul 2013, 7:55 am

Thinks that everyone is as bizarre as she is.

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17 Jul 2013, 1:29 pm

Is just jealous because when he took his package of sausages for a walk, it ran away.

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17 Jul 2013, 2:11 pm

Puts down runaways and sick sausages by boiling them, burying them in a bun, and adding condiments to make them look better in their final resting place. She then rather macabrely sells them to people to eat during their lunch break.

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