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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 77,324Location: UK
Owns a three legged turkey and kills it each Christmas for dinner.
Chymistry Raven
Joined: 18 Nov 2011Age: 39Gender: FemalePosts: 113
Had a hamster removed from anus.
Enjoys fantasising about peoples sexual preferences
Loves One Direction.
Loves me.
Lives in a fantasy world.
Wishes she could live there with me
Dreams of being with Prince Charles and the next Queen.
Thinks it appropriate to pole dance at Grannies funeral.
Paid me to pole dance at Grandma's Funeral.
Took the money and spent it on gimp mask so she could wear it when she comes on WP.
Is a gimp.
Is a gimp with a ferret up her bottom.
Fantasizes about what I do on my free time.
Is a bag lady in her spare time.
Likes to use hornet nests as pinatas.