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25 Jul 2013, 1:29 pm

Owns a three legged turkey and kills it each Christmas for dinner.


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25 Jul 2013, 1:33 pm

Had a hamster removed from anus.



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25 Jul 2013, 1:36 pm

Enjoys fantasising about peoples sexual preferences


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25 Jul 2013, 1:37 pm

Loves One Direction.



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25 Jul 2013, 1:46 pm

Loves me.


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25 Jul 2013, 1:47 pm

Lives in a fantasy world.



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25 Jul 2013, 1:50 pm

Wishes she could live there with me


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25 Jul 2013, 1:53 pm

Dreams of being with Prince Charles and the next Queen.



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25 Jul 2013, 1:54 pm

Thinks it appropriate to pole dance at Grannies funeral.


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25 Jul 2013, 1:55 pm

Paid me to pole dance at Grandma's Funeral.



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25 Jul 2013, 1:57 pm

Took the money and spent it on gimp mask so she could wear it when she comes on WP.


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25 Jul 2013, 2:23 pm

Is a gimp.



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25 Jul 2013, 2:24 pm

Is a gimp with a ferret up her bottom.


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25 Jul 2013, 2:26 pm

Fantasizes about what I do on my free time.



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25 Jul 2013, 2:28 pm

Is a bag lady in her spare time.


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25 Jul 2013, 2:31 pm

Likes to use hornet nests as pinatas.