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28 Jul 2013, 12:42 pm

His favourite party trick is spinning on his head and spitting Mars bars.


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28 Jul 2013, 1:11 pm

Owns the worlds largest collection of snot.



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28 Jul 2013, 1:28 pm

Always exits the house via the kitchen window.


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28 Jul 2013, 2:39 pm

Is able to speak Ukrainian to fish.



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28 Jul 2013, 6:33 pm

Is unaware that Ukrainian is the natural language of fish.

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29 Jul 2013, 6:56 am

Gets revenge on her neighbours by giving laxatives to their dogs.


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29 Jul 2013, 8:04 am

Walks on the roads, and drives on the pavement.



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29 Jul 2013, 8:09 am

Goes scuba diving in the bath.


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29 Jul 2013, 8:21 am

Uses a tweezer to cut her lawn.



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29 Jul 2013, 10:39 am

Uses a hedge trimmer to trim his eyebrows.


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29 Jul 2013, 11:03 am

Wears wellington boot in bed.


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29 Jul 2013, 11:39 am

Sylkat wrote:
Uses a hedge trimmer to trim his eyebrows.


you're right 8O

@babybird: dresses as a clown when fulfilling her doctors appointment.



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29 Jul 2013, 11:45 am

Juggles trifle


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29 Jul 2013, 11:52 am

Pretends to be a chiropractor.



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29 Jul 2013, 11:54 am

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29 Jul 2013, 1:00 pm

Spontaneously combusts when listening to the Beatles.