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29 Jul 2013, 1:12 pm

Plays chicken on the motorway while wearing a chicken suit.


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29 Jul 2013, 3:04 pm

Is unable to drive, unless blindfolded.



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29 Jul 2013, 3:06 pm

Cries when he loses the winning game :lol:


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29 Jul 2013, 3:19 pm

^ sad, but true.

Celebrates her birthday on everyday of the year, except her actual birthday.



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29 Jul 2013, 3:21 pm

Put orange juice in his petrol tank


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29 Jul 2013, 3:29 pm

Drinks petrol for breakfast, and farts exhaust fumes.



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29 Jul 2013, 3:31 pm

:lol:

Lights his farts.


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29 Jul 2013, 3:34 pm

Fights her goldfish with a paper sword.


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29 Jul 2013, 3:39 pm

Cooks the giblets and throws away the chicken.


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29 Jul 2013, 3:44 pm

Reenacts the storming of the Bastille every weekend. Her post office being the makeshift Bastille.



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29 Jul 2013, 3:47 pm

Sing about opera whilst he is hanging upside down by his shoe lace.


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29 Jul 2013, 5:02 pm

Blows out birthday candles with a fire extinguisher, because she thinks they're a fire hazard.


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30 Jul 2013, 6:25 am

Wants to erect a statue of his liking in every city in the world.



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30 Jul 2013, 8:15 pm

^ Already has statues of them mooning, displayed in every city of the world.



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31 Jul 2013, 4:57 am

Eats boiled sprouts with custard every full moon.


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31 Jul 2013, 6:43 am

Offers the neighbors some freshly-made soup.

It is actually the rinse water from the family's gym socks.


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