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i_wanna_blue
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31 Jul 2013, 11:37 am

Keeps a nuclear bomb in her pantry.



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31 Jul 2013, 12:00 pm

Likes peeling apples in his pocket.


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31 Jul 2013, 12:58 pm

Thinks her bathroom should to be recognized as one one the wonders of the world.



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31 Jul 2013, 1:02 pm

^^It should

uses the lawn mower on his carpet.


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31 Jul 2013, 1:07 pm

Asks people from other towns and cities for directions to her house.



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31 Jul 2013, 1:09 pm

Went fishing and all he caught was a cold.


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31 Jul 2013, 1:35 pm

Places all her old groceries back on the aisles in the supermarket.



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31 Jul 2013, 1:38 pm

His best friend is invisible :lol:


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31 Jul 2013, 1:46 pm

^that's actually true

Is in love with a beaver.



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31 Jul 2013, 1:48 pm

That's rude^^

Is in love with himself.


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31 Jul 2013, 1:50 pm

^sorry, was just kidding.

payed for the honeymoon i took myself on.



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31 Jul 2013, 1:51 pm

Took himself on honeymoon.


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31 Jul 2013, 2:32 pm

Sells the contents of her used hankies and tissues to the glue manufacturers.



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31 Jul 2013, 2:34 pm

Likes to sniff my glue.


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31 Jul 2013, 3:21 pm

Uses cement instead of flour in all her baking.



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31 Jul 2013, 3:24 pm

I don't do my baking on the floor. That's what you do. :D


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