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i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Keeps a nuclear bomb in her pantry.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 77,074Location: UK
Likes peeling apples in his pocket.
Thinks her bathroom should to be recognized as one one the wonders of the world.
^^It should uses the lawn mower on his carpet.
Asks people from other towns and cities for directions to her house.
Went fishing and all he caught was a cold.
Places all her old groceries back on the aisles in the supermarket.
His best friend is invisible
^that's actually true Is in love with a beaver.
That's rude^^ Is in love with himself.
^sorry, was just kidding. payed for the honeymoon i took myself on.
Took himself on honeymoon.
envirozentinel Forum Moderator
Joined: 16 Sep 2012Gender: MalePosts: 17,031Location: Keshron, Super-Zakhyria
Sells the contents of her used hankies and tissues to the glue manufacturers.
Likes to sniff my glue.
Uses cement instead of flour in all her baking.
I don't do my baking on the floor. That's what you do.