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Sivri Snowy Owl
Joined: 12 Jul 2010Age: 34Gender: FemalePosts: 146Location: Denmark
You recive a giant angry crab. *inserts cookie*
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 57Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Sorry, the machine doesn't accept cookies. *inserts a brownie*
MinatoTea Raven
Joined: 20 Dec 2009Age: 28Gender: MalePosts: 118
You get brownie guides (You know those girl guides) *Inserts a jar of cookies*
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
You receive a request for a glass of milk to wash them down. *inserts some hot chilli powder*
You receive an uncontrollable urge to shake your hips. *inserts a conga drum*
You receive a conger eel *inserts a fishing net*
You receive a pair of fishnet stockings. *inserts a pair of 4" spike heels*
Not you as well! presumably to go with my bra? *inserts some running shoes*
oh, I bet you've got cute legs, Tally! You receive some short running shorts. *inserts a sports bra*
You receive a penance of saying one hundred hail Mary's for thinking about my legs. *inserts a sweaty sports shirt*
You receive a spray-off from the garden hose. *inserts a tray of ice cubes*
You sink the Titanic! *inserts life jacket*
You receive a posthumous medal for giving up your life jacket to save a lady's life. *inserts a thank-you card*
You receive the sounds of a drowning man. *inserts Davey Jones locker*
You receive Davey Jones's smelly socks that he left in the locker. *inserts a press pass to the locker room*
You receive the laundry of the entire rugby football team to wash! *inserts a rugby football*