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Sivri
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Joined: 12 Jul 2010
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04 Aug 2010, 7:24 am

You recive a giant angry crab.

*inserts cookie*



reginaterrae
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Location: Maryland, USA

04 Aug 2010, 8:29 am

Sorry, the machine doesn't accept cookies.

*inserts a brownie*



MinatoTea
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Age: 28
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Posts: 118

04 Aug 2010, 10:26 am

You get brownie guides (You know those girl guides)

*Inserts a jar of cookies*



TallyMan
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04 Aug 2010, 12:43 pm

You receive a request for a glass of milk to wash them down.

*inserts some hot chilli powder*


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reginaterrae
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04 Aug 2010, 3:14 pm

You receive an uncontrollable urge to shake your hips.

*inserts a conga drum*



TallyMan
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04 Aug 2010, 3:17 pm

You receive a conger eel

*inserts a fishing net*


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reginaterrae
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04 Aug 2010, 3:19 pm

You receive a pair of fishnet stockings.

*inserts a pair of 4" spike heels*



TallyMan
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04 Aug 2010, 3:22 pm

Not you as well! :lol: presumably to go with my bra?

*inserts some running shoes*


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reginaterrae
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04 Aug 2010, 4:08 pm

:lol: oh, I bet you've got cute legs, Tally! :wink:

You receive some short running shorts.

*inserts a sports bra*



TallyMan
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04 Aug 2010, 4:16 pm

You receive a penance of saying one hundred hail Mary's for thinking about my legs. :wink:

*inserts a sweaty sports shirt*


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reginaterrae
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04 Aug 2010, 4:17 pm

You receive a spray-off from the garden hose.

*inserts a tray of ice cubes*



TallyMan
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04 Aug 2010, 4:20 pm

You sink the Titanic!

*inserts life jacket*


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reginaterrae
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04 Aug 2010, 4:21 pm

You receive a posthumous medal for giving up your life jacket to save a lady's life.

*inserts a thank-you card*



TallyMan
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04 Aug 2010, 4:23 pm

You receive the sounds of a drowning man.

*inserts Davey Jones locker*


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reginaterrae
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04 Aug 2010, 4:24 pm

You receive Davey Jones's smelly socks that he left in the locker.

*inserts a press pass to the locker room*



TallyMan
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04 Aug 2010, 4:47 pm

You receive the laundry of the entire rugby football team to wash!

*inserts a rugby football*


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