Corrupt A Wish

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TheAPERSON
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01 Mar 2008, 6:49 am

Granted but you can only sing and can no longer speak.

I wish I could get past the hardest level on Zack and Wiki.

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01 Mar 2008, 7:45 am

Granted: but only by using cheats codes, and using them leaves you feeling like a faliure

I wish for it to be illegal for german teachers to give homework!

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01 Mar 2008, 8:35 am

granted but now you spend 12 hours a day in german class,

i wish the french language was illegal

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01 Mar 2008, 2:41 pm

granted, but now you must walk the streets of Paris with a placard over your shoulders explaining that you are the one responsible for banning their national language.

I wish i had a new plasma TV.

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01 Mar 2008, 2:42 pm

granted it doesnt work

i wish there was no more war

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01 Mar 2008, 2:44 pm

Granted: We are all forcefed happy pills and walk around like zombies insteed of making war.

I wish the boogeyman would stop running away from me

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01 Mar 2008, 2:51 pm

Granted, the boogeyman will now start chasing you.

I wish I owned this site.

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01 Mar 2008, 3:09 pm

Granted, but once you do all the members are suing you for £1000.

I wish I had a large pizza infront of me right now.

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01 Mar 2008, 3:14 pm

Granted, but it's one of those toy plastic and velcro pizzas.

I wish it was a full moon every night.

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01 Mar 2008, 3:23 pm

Granted; you have just messed up the rotation of the moon and thereby the earth, thus casting us into an iceage that will last forever!

I wishglobal warming would stop messing with the danish weather!

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01 Mar 2008, 3:31 pm

Granted, you must now move to Siberia.

I wish I could put the moon back the way it was.

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01 Mar 2008, 3:35 pm

Lunar-Lander wrote:

Granted, you must now move to Siberia.

I wish I could put the moon back the way it was.

Granted; you put the moon back the way it was 64 million years ago, hovering so close to earth that dinosaurs once again can live... strangely enough dinosaurs aren't friendly.
(Barny tricked us

)

I wish for justice to be served, always!

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01 Mar 2008, 3:38 pm

granted...Mr. Justice is pleased indeed and has named you his chief servant.

I wish for all the riches of the world.

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01 Mar 2008, 3:43 pm

Granted: but if nobody has anything, how will you trade with anyone? All you can do with your riches is bathe in them.

I wish for the philosophical concept of justice to be served always!

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01 Mar 2008, 3:46 pm

Granted, with exception to those persons whos names begin with the letter "A"

I wish a had a new Porsche.

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02 Mar 2008, 8:48 am

Granted, it appears on top of you.

I wish for something big.

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