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Lives life as a giant clown

Has been hardened by the hardships of life as a giant clown. (Clownin' ain't easy.)

(I love how this has become both the Say Something Bizarre AND Rude thread. )

Built a whole bunch of road traps along an Arizona state highway, just to try to catch a real-life roadrunner.

Runs a home business filing off the pointy parts on stucco walls for safety.

Sneaks onto the property of mean people and sharpens the points on their stucco walls.
Good idea, by the way!


Sylkat

Closed the stucco wall-filing business in favor of opening another one that translates stucco walls for the blind. Spent her entire career on one wall, however, when it was discovered that all the works of Shakespeare were written on it in Braille.

Carved the works of Stephanie Meyer in stucco on Rush Limbaugh's house.


Sylkat

May actually succeed in convincing me to do that.

Paint balled next doors cat.

you realise you have not only made me awry
you have also raised my ire
! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

Wears full Roman Centurion armor, including the really cool helmet, under that astronaut suit.


Sylkat

Puts on a gorilla costume when going to work.

Reenacts Homer's Odyssey in the toilet (specifically the part with the whirlpool).

Called in sick to work; said that the diagnosis was Lycanthropy.


Sylkat

Prepares a full hearty breakfast every morning. The problem is she never eats eat, she just throws in the trash after serving it.

Eats breakfast from other people's trash.

Sometimes leaves a thank-you note.


Sylkat