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i_wanna_blue
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02 Aug 2013, 3:11 pm

Leaves a thank-you note in peoples safe's after stealing all their valuables.



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02 Aug 2013, 3:14 pm

Breaks in to steal just people's Thank-You stationary and leaves a parking ticket.



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02 Aug 2013, 3:24 pm

Gave Usain Bolt a speeding ticket after he won the 100m sprint.



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02 Aug 2013, 5:34 pm

Won the bouncing baby competition 15 years on a trot.


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02 Aug 2013, 7:59 pm

Tries to bounce babies like bouncing or dribbling basketballs.


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02 Aug 2013, 9:38 pm

Founded a lab where babies are routinely bounced to determine their density, mass, viscosity, specific gravity, molarity etc. etc.



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03 Aug 2013, 5:28 am

Tried to bounce bowling balls.

Wound up with casts on both feet.


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03 Aug 2013, 6:39 am

Wears a full body cast, even though none of her bones are broken.



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03 Aug 2013, 8:00 am

Paints the words "RIGHT SIDE UP" and "FRAGILE: HANDLE WITH CARE" on coffins.


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03 Aug 2013, 11:36 am

Installs doorknobs on coffins, which only open from the inside! 8O


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03 Aug 2013, 1:02 pm

Knows this because she was desperately looking inside them for a toilet.



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03 Aug 2013, 1:21 pm

Installs entertainment systems (playstations, iPods, 3D TV's etc) in coffins for a living.



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03 Aug 2013, 1:49 pm

Plays entertainment systems from coffins for a living.


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03 Aug 2013, 1:58 pm

Builds coffins for the living, for a living.



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03 Aug 2013, 2:02 pm

Supervises those who builds coffins for a living, for a living.


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03 Aug 2013, 2:11 pm

Supervises those who build coffins for the living, for a living, for a living, whilst living in one of these coffins for the living.