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05 Aug 2013, 2:11 am

Likes to stitch people together as a Human Centipede. 8O


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05 Aug 2013, 6:36 am

Is plotting to tattoo his avatar pic on all of us when we are asleep.



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05 Aug 2013, 9:20 am

Coaxes us to turn to the blue side with cookies, only to discover that the cookies are a lie! :evil:


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05 Aug 2013, 9:48 am

Gives any and all cakes she sees a polygraph test, to see if they are a lie.



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05 Aug 2013, 9:50 am

Is a cake himself, therefore is a lie.


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05 Aug 2013, 9:55 am

Finishes off her cakes with tile grout instead of icing.



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05 Aug 2013, 9:57 am

Eats the cakes without knowing there is tile grout on it.


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05 Aug 2013, 10:04 am

Uses dynamite instead of candles on her birthday cakes.



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05 Aug 2013, 10:07 am

Instead of milk, he drinks white paint with his cake.


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05 Aug 2013, 10:58 am

Is a trained assassin, whose job is to eradicate grasshoppers who are influential political leaders.



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05 Aug 2013, 11:14 am

Is in love with a grasshopper.


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05 Aug 2013, 11:20 am

Didn't get me and my grasshopper a wedding present.



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05 Aug 2013, 11:24 am

Cheated on the grasshopper with a praying mantis.


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05 Aug 2013, 12:17 pm

Introduced me to said praying mantis.



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05 Aug 2013, 12:23 pm

Got head bitten off by said praying mantis.


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05 Aug 2013, 12:28 pm

Is a professional whale wrestler.