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WitchsCat
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05 Aug 2013, 12:30 pm

Is a referee for whale wresting.


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05 Aug 2013, 12:36 pm

Tried to bribe me, so that she could win the Wrestlemania of whale wrestling.



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05 Aug 2013, 12:38 pm

Enjoys riding on the backs of whales that I wrestle.


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05 Aug 2013, 12:45 pm

Eats whale omelette after fights.



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05 Aug 2013, 12:47 pm

Cooks whale omelettes.


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05 Aug 2013, 1:23 pm

Tried to fire her boss at work.



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05 Aug 2013, 1:28 pm

Is the boss, responsible for enslaving his own employees and forcing them into hard labor.


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05 Aug 2013, 1:39 pm

Forces an army of Oompa Loompas to manufacture knock off versions of iPads.



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05 Aug 2013, 1:43 pm

Forces an army of Mogwais to manufacture knockoff versions of Mac laptops.


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05 Aug 2013, 1:45 pm

Likes her mice with curry sauce


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05 Aug 2013, 1:49 pm

Likes her dog biscuits with jalapeño sauce.


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05 Aug 2013, 1:51 pm

Fell off her witches broom and broke a whisker.


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05 Aug 2013, 2:04 pm

Everytime she falls off her bike, an earthquake occurs somewhere on earth.



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05 Aug 2013, 2:06 pm

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Every time he farts he has to by new sofa.


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05 Aug 2013, 2:22 pm

Every time she barks, a person's head explode.


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05 Aug 2013, 2:25 pm

She eats soup with one chop stick.


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