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WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Is a referee for whale wresting.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Tried to bribe me, so that she could win the Wrestlemania of whale wrestling.
Enjoys riding on the backs of whales that I wrestle.
Eats whale omelette after fights.
Cooks whale omelettes.
Tried to fire her boss at work.
Is the boss, responsible for enslaving his own employees and forcing them into hard labor.
Forces an army of Oompa Loompas to manufacture knock off versions of iPads.
Forces an army of Mogwais to manufacture knockoff versions of Mac laptops.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 77,073Location: UK
Likes her mice with curry sauce
Likes her dog biscuits with jalapeño sauce.
Fell off her witches broom and broke a whisker.
Everytime she falls off her bike, an earthquake occurs somewhere on earth.
Every time he farts he has to by new sofa.
Every time she barks, a person's head explode.
She eats soup with one chop stick.