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WitchsCat
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05 Aug 2013, 2:26 pm

She eats cereal without a spoon.


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05 Aug 2013, 2:31 pm

:lol: I do too.

Uses a paper umbrella in the pouring down rain.


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05 Aug 2013, 2:32 pm

Rolls around in the rain puddles.


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05 Aug 2013, 2:34 pm

Eats worm sandwitches


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05 Aug 2013, 2:37 pm

Drinks maggot smoothies.


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05 Aug 2013, 2:37 pm

Polishes her shoes with cobra venom.



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05 Aug 2013, 2:38 pm

Washes his hands with goat milk.


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05 Aug 2013, 2:39 pm

Plays conkers with kangaroo testicles.


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05 Aug 2013, 2:42 pm

Was raised in a kangaroo pouch.


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05 Aug 2013, 2:45 pm

Teaches Kangaroos how to jump.


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05 Aug 2013, 2:46 pm

Thought kangaroo joeys would make good pets.


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05 Aug 2013, 2:54 pm

Thought it would be a good idea to bleach her hair in Domestos.


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05 Aug 2013, 2:57 pm

Thought it would be a good idea to cut her hair with a machete.


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05 Aug 2013, 3:02 pm

Makes winter hat out of fur ball.


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05 Aug 2013, 3:03 pm

Makes sweater out of fur she shed.


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05 Aug 2013, 3:05 pm

Likes to wear my merchandise.


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