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05 Aug 2013, 6:34 pm

Serve his guests Toucan Sam's waste, which looks similar to Froot Loops.


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05 Aug 2013, 6:38 pm

Manufactures said cereal by leaving cardboard boxes underneath domesticated toucans.


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05 Aug 2013, 6:41 pm

Breeds toucans with tigers to create a new species for a new cereal brand, Froot Flakes.


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05 Aug 2013, 6:50 pm

Named that cereal brand in honor of her coworkers.



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05 Aug 2013, 6:55 pm

Taste-tested said cereal brand.


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05 Aug 2013, 6:59 pm

Already preferred all her fruit flakey. :D



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05 Aug 2013, 8:34 pm

Planning a 'Boys' Night Out' with Tony The Tiger, Chester The Cheetah, and The Pink Panther.

They will be spending the evening, and much of their pay checks, at The Pink Pussycat Strip Club.


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05 Aug 2013, 9:23 pm

Her avatar was photographed enjoying a Chippendale act, starring the actual Chip & Dale. :mrgreen:



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06 Aug 2013, 1:18 am

The tree in your avatar is infested by four-foot-long Fruit Bats.


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06 Aug 2013, 1:39 am

The furrows in your forest are infested with four-foot long feral fetching ferrets!

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06 Aug 2013, 6:16 am

Likes using the f-word. ;-)



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06 Aug 2013, 2:44 pm

Invented the f-word.


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06 Aug 2013, 3:55 pm

Thinks Gordon Ramsay should be knighted for his work promoting swearing.



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06 Aug 2013, 4:00 pm

Thinks George Carlin should be given a posthumous Nobel Prize for his seven dirty words.


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06 Aug 2013, 4:23 pm

Wants me to get the Nobel prize for inventing the f word.



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06 Aug 2013, 4:26 pm

Plans to store his Nobel prize in the toilet bowl.


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