Corrupt A Wish

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AndersTheAspie
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02 Mar 2008, 9:00 am

Granted: you get a hungry dinosaur

I wish for mankind to look on the outside exactly like they are on the inside

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Kenrai
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02 Mar 2008, 11:45 am

Granted, but now the people who make life horrible are now demons.

I wish that ignorant people realize the error of their ways.

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02 Mar 2008, 3:04 pm

Granted: they realize that they are doing everything wrong, they remain ignorant of how to change this however

I wish for [Indsert really good wish]

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02 Mar 2008, 3:54 pm

Granted but everyone else dies of starvation and boredom (because they have no money to buy TVs) and then you die because there are no people to help supply you with your wants and needs.

I did business studies today.

I wish that I could do everything I need to in the world without any learning.

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02 Mar 2008, 4:14 pm

Granted, but now you can't think of anything to do for the rest of your life.

I wish I was young again.

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02 Mar 2008, 4:15 pm

Granted, you turn into a baby.

I wish i had infinite amount of wishes

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02 Mar 2008, 5:05 pm

Granted; but we are forced to corrupt them all.

I wish for winged turtles to attack random people untill logic returns from bahamas

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02 Mar 2008, 8:50 pm

AndersTheAspie wrote:

Granted; but we are forced to corrupt them all.

I wish for winged turtles to attack random people untill logic returns from bahamas

Granted, but logic never returns, and the winged turtles just killed your favorite family member.

I wish to become omnipotent.

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03 Mar 2008, 7:12 am

Granted, but for the price of infinate currency.

I wish for peace on earth.

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MisterHeron
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03 Mar 2008, 8:39 am

TheAPERSON wrote:

Granted, but for the price of infinate currency.

I wish for peace on earth.

Granted, everyone is dead.

I wish for a computer better than the one I have.

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03 Mar 2008, 9:27 am

Granted; you get a quantum computer. Quantum computers can't be used for any task that exists today.

I wish for Hydrogen to switch plases with Iron

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03 Mar 2008, 9:28 am

Granted, but it has a unremovable virus which restricts access to WP.

I wish I could travel the world.

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...if I could be a spaceman,
on my way to Mars,
cruising all the planets,
instead of hanging out in bars.

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04 Mar 2008, 10:16 am

Granted, everyone is scared of you for being able to walk on water, then it runs out and you drown.

I wish I could think of a wish.

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04 Mar 2008, 10:28 pm

granted, but you forget it.

I wish my family got along better.

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05 Mar 2008, 6:12 am

Granted, but it's too good to be true.

I wish I could get my work done.

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05 Mar 2008, 7:03 am

Granted: you could get it done, but you wont... ever

I wish I had a banana phone.

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