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At home, waxes the carpet and dusts the garden.

At home, waters the car and vacuums the garbage.

Washes the plants and then dries them, and takes out the animals to the curb.

Sweeps the laundry and organizes the cat box.

Using a pair of scissors, some glue and construction paper, makes sure all the alphanumeric characters in her letters are alphabetized before reading them. Except for the salutation.

"Dear WitchesCat,

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Reads his letters backwards.

Is quite busy teaching that avatar to purr 'Der Valkyrie'.


Sylkat

Taught a Walrus to fart the (Icelandic) alphabet.

Once upon a time there was this annoying little devil in the detail
he hoped his shyness and his lack of any sort of talent would one day set him free,
but oh woe and beside himself he had to agree that enduring all the worldliness and the impossible participation
in their madness had somehow found a niche where his participation was appreciated

Participates in granny tomato pelting.

Feeds scrambled eggs to chickens

Sells mutant chickens to major fast food outlets.

Picked a fight with a giant chicken and won.

Hunts chickens by hiding near a road and waiting for them to cross it.

Collects roadkilled chickens and dresses them up in baby clothes.