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10 Aug 2013, 6:42 am

Pretends that a watermelon is her baby, and dresses it accordingly, and even takes it to the doctor for checkups.



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10 Aug 2013, 9:02 am

Somehow got impregnated by an extraterrestrial, whose offspring burst out of his chest like in Alien.


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10 Aug 2013, 10:15 am

Ate an apple, including the seeds, and an apple tree burst out of her stomach, Alien style.



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10 Aug 2013, 10:22 am

Drank water, with tadpoles, and frogs jumped out of his throat.


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10 Aug 2013, 10:34 am

Starts forest fires just to melt marshmallows on a stick.



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10 Aug 2013, 10:42 am

Robs banks just to use the money to buy a Mercedes.


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10 Aug 2013, 12:59 pm

^ is that really that bizarre? :D

Robs a bank at which a person she knows works, just so that she can see first hand their look of surprise.



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10 Aug 2013, 1:03 pm

Rolls in the money he got from banks he robbed. Nude.


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10 Aug 2013, 1:07 pm

Goes to a nudist beach streaking completely clothed.



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10 Aug 2013, 1:31 pm

Goes into combat with a pea shooter


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10 Aug 2013, 2:55 pm

Hunts game with a pea shooter.



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10 Aug 2013, 3:19 pm

Sings Smiths medley when he washes the dishes.


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10 Aug 2013, 3:48 pm

Sings the Vietnamese National Anthem when doing the dishes.



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10 Aug 2013, 4:47 pm

Made a pop group with his teddy bears as backing singers.


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10 Aug 2013, 6:15 pm

Is lead singer for a group primarily made up of chimpanzees.


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10 Aug 2013, 9:08 pm

Teaches chimpanzees to use pea shooters.

To 'encourage' zoo visitors to toss them bananas and oranges.


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