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i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Pretends that a watermelon is her baby, and dresses it accordingly, and even takes it to the doctor for checkups.
WitchsCat Veteran
Joined: 7 Apr 2013Age: 37Gender: FemalePosts: 20,433Location: Cleveland, OH
Somehow got impregnated by an extraterrestrial, whose offspring burst out of his chest like in Alien.
Ate an apple, including the seeds, and an apple tree burst out of her stomach, Alien style.
Drank water, with tadpoles, and frogs jumped out of his throat.
Starts forest fires just to melt marshmallows on a stick.
Robs banks just to use the money to buy a Mercedes.
^ is that really that bizarre? Robs a bank at which a person she knows works, just so that she can see first hand their look of surprise.
Rolls in the money he got from banks he robbed. Nude.
Goes to a nudist beach streaking completely clothed.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 77,067Location: UK
Goes into combat with a pea shooter
Hunts game with a pea shooter.
Sings Smiths medley when he washes the dishes.
Sings the Vietnamese National Anthem when doing the dishes.
Made a pop group with his teddy bears as backing singers.
Is lead singer for a group primarily made up of chimpanzees.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Teaches chimpanzees to use pea shooters. To 'encourage' zoo visitors to toss them bananas and oranges. Sylkat