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Sylkat
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11 Aug 2013, 1:16 pm

Puts a lighted Jack-O-Lantern on the dashboard on Halloween.


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11 Aug 2013, 1:18 pm

Lives inside a giant jack-o-lantern.


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11 Aug 2013, 1:22 pm

Lives in a honey badgers stomach.



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11 Aug 2013, 1:24 pm

Lives in a beehive serving the queen bee.


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11 Aug 2013, 1:26 pm

Demands to be crowned The Queen Bee.


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11 Aug 2013, 1:31 pm

Lives off of honey provided by bees.


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11 Aug 2013, 1:38 pm

Dresses up in a yellow-and-black striped leotard, with black lace wings, and 'Dilly-Bobbers' antenna, hoping that she looks like a bee.


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11 Aug 2013, 1:41 pm

Thinks she's a little village in Kazakhstan.



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11 Aug 2013, 1:43 pm

Is the mayor of said village.


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11 Aug 2013, 5:56 pm

Rode on horseback around the UK, yelling "The Americans are coming!".


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11 Aug 2013, 6:03 pm

Rides on horseback in the buff.


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11 Aug 2013, 11:17 pm

^ Thinks that "clip-art" is made from toenail clippings.
... and makes that kind of art.



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12 Aug 2013, 12:13 am

Gives her dog's name when she gives out her home address for anything, and keeps the dog inside while she barks at the postman personally.



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12 Aug 2013, 8:20 am

His doctor is actually a talking microwave.



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12 Aug 2013, 8:49 am

His mailman is actually a talking toaster.


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12 Aug 2013, 8:54 am

Converted all her cash into nuts, at her local Squirrel Bank.