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WitchsCat
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12 Aug 2013, 8:55 am

Converted all his cash into carrots, at his local Rabbit Bank.


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12 Aug 2013, 9:10 am

Pays rent to a rabbit in order to live in his rabbit hole.



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12 Aug 2013, 9:13 am

Is a rabbit who thinks it's duck season when in reality it is rabbit season.


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12 Aug 2013, 9:48 am

Thinks that a Ducat was a cross between a duck and a cat.


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12 Aug 2013, 9:55 am

Thinks that a mouck is a cross between a mouse and a duck.


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12 Aug 2013, 11:06 am

Thinks that a Turducken is an actual bird.


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12 Aug 2013, 11:09 am

Thinks that a sneckodile is an actual reptile.


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12 Aug 2013, 11:47 am

Is trying to create a living Turducken, Human Centipede-style. Not wise. Don't do it. Don't even think about it. Don't imagine it. Brain bleach. BRAIN BLEACH.



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12 Aug 2013, 11:58 am

Is a pixie with the uncanny ability to speak the language of animals.


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12 Aug 2013, 12:05 pm

Thinks that a pixel is a baby pixie.


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12 Aug 2013, 12:16 pm

Is really made up of 8-bit pixels rather than human.


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12 Aug 2013, 2:26 pm

^Once got in a knife fight over the difference between irony and coincidence.


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12 Aug 2013, 2:33 pm

Once got in a bar fight with a gang of penguins.


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12 Aug 2013, 2:56 pm

Tried to rob a rhino for its horn at gunpoint.



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12 Aug 2013, 3:00 pm

Tried to rob an ermine for its fur at gunpoint.


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12 Aug 2013, 3:15 pm

Tried to go shoplifting in Argos


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