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WitchsCat
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12 Aug 2013, 3:20 pm

Once dressed as a gladiator so she can fight the lions at the zoo.


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12 Aug 2013, 4:00 pm

Goes to the zoo and terrifies people by falsely telling them that a tiger has escaped from its enclosure.



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12 Aug 2013, 4:03 pm

Paints himself orange and black and wears tiger ears and a striped Velcro tail to give him the impression that he is a tiger.


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12 Aug 2013, 4:14 pm

Thinks eating Frosties will turn her into a tiger.



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12 Aug 2013, 4:16 pm

Thinks eating Froot Loops will turn him into a toucan.


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12 Aug 2013, 4:18 pm

Wears spaghetti as a necklace.



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12 Aug 2013, 4:22 pm

Wears a Cheerio as a ring.


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12 Aug 2013, 4:54 pm

Goes to jewellery stores demanding to be reunited with "my precious".



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12 Aug 2013, 5:03 pm

Owns a pet anteater whose tongue is pierced.


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12 Aug 2013, 5:09 pm

Owns a salamander who can play the banjo.



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12 Aug 2013, 5:14 pm

Owns a lemur who can hack computers.


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12 Aug 2013, 5:18 pm

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Owns an alligator who is an excellent chef.



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12 Aug 2013, 5:23 pm

Owns an elephant who is a professional sumo wrestler.


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12 Aug 2013, 5:26 pm

Owns a mouse who can flip elephants using karate.



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12 Aug 2013, 5:28 pm

Owns a rabbit who is a ninja.


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12 Aug 2013, 5:40 pm

Makes moonshine in the bath tub


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